The adventures of JC

The Christmas Origin Story Nobody Asked For? But Everyone Needs.

A long time ago, in a universe where everyone was inexplicably Scouse?

Christmas didn't exist.

No presents. No Christmas trees. No pigs in blankets.

Across the world, humanity has descended into greed, sin and absolute chaos. For the first time since creation, the legendary Scales of Good and Evil are tipping dangerously towards the bad. If they fall completely, mankind is well and truly goosed.

With time running out, the Almighty turns to two highly unlikely heroes.

J.C. - A mysterious miracle worker with a talent for helping people and somehow providing an unlimited supply of wine.

Big Nick - A legendary womaniser from the frozen northern wastelands of Liverpool, armed with nothing but a red pedal bike and the heaviest graft phone known to mankind.

Their mission?

Tip the scales. Save humanity. Create Christmas.

Simple.

Unfortunately, their plan involves divine intervention, several terrible decisions, an incident in a pub that nobody is prepared to discuss, and an idea so unbelievably stupid that it just might work.

What follows is an epic festive adventure packed with laughs, miracles, mayhem and Scouse madness as two local legends accidentally become the most famous figures in Christmas history.

Humanity is about to be saved.

Legends are about to be born.

And somewhere in Liverpool, a perfectly ordinary red pedal bike is about to have the strangest night of its life.

A brand-new comedy spectacular stuffed with festive chaos, outrageous characters and enough Scouse spirit to light up the North Pole.